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- "hate get up"
- tHE OTH-ER DAY i CHANCED TO MEET A
- sOL-DIER FRIEND OF MINE, hE'D
- BEEN IN CAMP FOR SEV-'RAL WEEKS AND
- HE WAS LOOK-ING FINE;
- hIS MUS-CLES HAD DE-VEL-OPED AND HIS
- CHEEKS WERE ROS-Y RED, i
- ASKED HIM HOW HE LIKED THE LIFE AND
- THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:
-
- oH! hOW i hATE tO gET uP iN tHE
- mORN-ING,
- oH! HOW i'D LOVE TO RE-MAIN IN BED;
- fOR THE HARD-EST BLOW OF ALL IS TO
- HEAR THE BU-GLER CALL; "yOU'VE
- GOT TO GET UP, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP,
- YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP THIS MORN-ING!"
- sOME-DAY i'M GO-ING TO MUR-DER THE
- BU-GLER,
- sOME-DAY THEY'RE GO-ING TO FIND HIM
- DEAD;
- i'LL AM-PU-TATE HIS REV-EIL-LE, AND
- STEP UP-ON IT HEAV-I-LY, aND
- SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BED.
-
- a BU-GLER IN THE AR-MY IS THE
- LUCK-I-EST OF MEN, hE
- WAKES THE BOYS AT FIVE AND THEN GOES
- BACK TO BED A-GAIN;
- HE DOES-N'T HAVE TO BLOW A-GAIN UN-
- TIL THE AF-TER-NOON, iF
- EV-'RY-THING GOES WELL WITH ME i'LL
- BE A BU-GLER SOON:
-
- oH! hOW i hATE tO gET uP iN tHE
- mORN-ING,
- oH! hOW i'D LOVE TO RE-MAIN IN BED;
- fOR THE HARD-EST BLOW OF ALL IS TO
- HEAR THE BU-GLER CALL; "yOU'VE
- GOT TO GET UP, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP,
- YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP THIS MORN-ING!"
- oH! bOY THE MINUTE THE BAT-TLE IS
- O-VER,
- oH! bOY THE MINUTE THE FOE IS
- DEAD;
- i'LL PUT MY UN-I-FORM A-WAY, AND
- MOVE TO pHIL-A-DEL-PHI-A, aND
- SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BED.
-
- oH! hOW i hATE tO gET uP iN tHE
- mORN-ING,
- oH! hOW i'D LOVE TO RE-MAIN IN BED;
- fOR THE HARD-EST BLOW OF ALL IS TO
- HEAR THE BU-GLER CALL; "yOU'VE
- GOT TO GET UP, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP,
- YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP THIS MORN-ING!"
- oH! bOY THE MINUTE THE BAT-TLE IS
- O-VER,
- oH! bOY THE MINUTE THE FOE IS
- DEAD;
- i'LL PUT MY UN-I-FORM A-WAY, AND
- MOVE TO pHIL-A-DEL-PHI-A, aND
- SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BED.
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